People Reveal The Most Brutal Back-Handed Compliments They've Ever Gotten

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Meeeeesh
Apr 4, 2018 10:00 PM EDT

What do you even say in response to a back-handed compliment...?

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  • 01
    Text - Ldont_shine 9 polnts 2 hours ago I was recently told, "Your baby is so cute. Who would've thought?"
    via i_dont_shine
  • 02
    Text - Beekerboogirl 247 points 7 hours ago I had a baby three months ago and haven't lost the weight. Grandma recently commented on a pic of me on fb holding the baby, unprompted, "don't worry, I love you no matter what size you are!" Weight was mentioned nowhere else in the post. -_-
    via Beekerboogirl
  • 03
    Text - 1 Womblist 18 points 6 hours ago "You should get addicted to heroin, I think it'd really suit you"
    via Womblist
  • 04
    Text - [-chelbren 31 polnts 5 hours ago When I was 5 years old, I was in a car accident that involved my face and the dashboard, and had a bunch of surgeries to fix it, and honestly, you'd never know it happened to me if you saw me. But anytime as a kid when my family would run into acquaintances, they would always say something to my family along the lines of, "is this the one that was in the accident?! She looks great considering all she went through!"
    via chelbren
  • 05
    Text - - Iforgettedit 67 points 5 hours ago I see that you're drinking 1% (milk). Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole milk.
    via iforgettedit
  • 06
    Text - [ stormikitts 103 polnts 6 hours ago "your features are nice but not together" permalink embed save report reply
    via stormikitts
  • 07
    Text - [ sibleydude 68 polnts 6 hours ago The girl I liked told me I had really nice legs, I blushed, then said thank you. She then proceeded to say "If you were a girl, those are the legs we dream for!
    via sibleydude
  • 08
    Text - [-] Dirty_Virgin_Weaboo 14 points 6 hours ago I've heard "You are not so ugly for a Mexican" "gee, thanks"
    via Dirty_Virgin_Weaboo
  • 09
    Text - [- InannasPocket 63 points 6 hours ago When my baby was about 9 months old, I was on a walk with her and someone said "oh you pregnant ladies always have such a lovely glow". I was not pregnant again.
    via InannasPocket
  • 10
    Text - Spectage 310 polnts 7 hours ago You're not even that fat.
    via Spectage
  • 11
    Text - - TeamBadInfluence1 9 points 5 hours ago I was at my sister's wedding, and as the Matron of Honor I was much more dressed up and made up than normal, and had also lost a lot of weight in the previous few years. My aunt said to me, "Oh, you look so lovely, I didn't even recognize you!" GEE THANKS, AUNTIE
    via TeamBadInfluence1
  • 12
    Text - potatodavid 75 polnts 6 hours ago To my other coworker: "Where was the really helpful but sad prick that helped me the other day?! He knew his shit!?"
    via potatodavid
  • 13
    Text - [-1 bravo145 64 points 4 hours ago Not directly to me, but I was in Vegas with my girlfriend (now wife) and we went out to the club one night. Of course being Vegas and a club she was dressed half sexy/half slutty and we were spending the whole night drinking, dancing, and overtly flirting. Well a few hours into the night I went to the bar to get us another round of drinks and a guy came up and asked me how much I had paid for her. Not as an insult or a joke, he had just looked at my wife
    via bravo145
  • 14
    Text - -] coolcrosby 28 points 7 hours ago "You know something, you don't act short."
    via coolcrosby
  • 15
    Text - [-] peezle69 14 points 6 hours ago "Your dad is hot." Told to me by a girl I had a thing for.
    via peezle69

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